sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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