hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
