I feel great
I just peed on a car
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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