Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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