I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
