The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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