Sponge bath it is.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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