doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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