Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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