I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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