Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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