shes about as inviting as chlamydia
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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