it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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