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Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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