found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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