hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
