Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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