Grow some girl-balls and come out already
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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