i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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