i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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