I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
He felt like a one man threesome
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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