Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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