Cold hands, warm shart.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
