I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
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