And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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