Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
Randomize
