i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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