you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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