she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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