Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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