I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
How external is "for external use only"?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
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