I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
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