Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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