im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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