My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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