Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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