i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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