i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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