Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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