I accidentally had phone sex last night
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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