How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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