We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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