I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Pooping to opera.
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