i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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