what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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