This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
