Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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