Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
