Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Umm I'm too high to move.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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