Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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