you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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