Your dad touched me again.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
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